Whenever you’re taking exams and the examiner comes and stands next to your table.
'lol Arin talking about feminism? What a [slur], Suzy must be making him do it'
'Arin's just become a pussy, catering to those sensitive whiners. He needs stop and go back to being funny'
'wow Arin you changed. You used to be funny, but now you're acting like a SJW. I can't watch you anymore, I'm unsubbing. I'll come back when I get the good Egoraptor back'
how small is this goddamn pig
Whenever I hear people say that classical music is boring I just want to remind them that Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture called for a cannon to be fired a total of 16 times.
remove cattle from stage
that’s not even the best partkey terms include:
- “balance your chair on two legs”
- "continue swimming motion"
- "insert peanuts"
- "play ball!"
- "release the penguins"
- "gradually become agitated"
- "light explosives now….. and….. ….. now."
I HAVE SEARCHED ACROSS THE AGES FOR THIS GIFSET
"So many of us choose our path out of fear disguised as practicality"
Simply Genius Shower Thoughts With Nick Offerman [x]